Friday, 31 May 2013

Wear What Suits You Best ... But ... Know What Suits You !!!


Saw this lady today ...

She was wearing a tank top, and a very short mini skirt ...

Yes ... Yes ...  I know ... Nothing to write home about ...
and in this blistering Singapore heat,  to wear as little as possible is perhaps the wisest  ...


BUT .... SHE WAS SHORT, FAT AND VERY WELL ENDOWED ...
ALMOST SPHERICAL EVEN   ...  WITH ASSETS FALLING OUT !!!


Don't get me wrong ... I am NOT against fat people ... 
Far from it ....
As I am no TWIGGY to begin with ...
Not tall and svelte even !!!


BUT like I said before ... you just have to know what suits your body type ...
and wear it with pride and confidence !!!

Okay Okay ... so she WAS  wearing it with pride and confidence in her own delusional way ...
But please be kind to the people around you  !!!

You don't have to have the fashion sense of Pierre Cardin or Coco Chanel  to know that 
short, fat spherical types  do not wear tights, mini skirts, tank tops or tubes ...


It is definitely not a very pleasant sight to be walking behind her as she laboriously makes her way up
a flight of stairs huffing and panting !!!


Come on lady ... 
Climbing up a steep flight of stairs is enough of a torture for me ...
Don't make me have to suffer the added agony of  THUNDER THIGHS  peeping out like
tree trunks from over yonder !!!


It's enough to make my heart miss a beat and give me a coronary ...
and definitely not in a good way !!!



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